My name is Retard

Hello.
I'm undergoing remodeling and sense will not be found near here very often.

Oatmeal

I feel a beginning obsession with that dish.

I want it now.

I want it tomorrow

I want it forever.

chameowmiles:

shaming people for being “skinny” is no different than shaming people for being “fat” and it does not make you revolutionary

✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

(via anywigwilldo)

shefightslikeagirl:

Just thought a cute rat belonged on this blog.

Cute rats belong on EVERY blog <3

(Source: karasratworld)

Less than half of my followers are people I know, and that makes me super fuzzy inside.

To those of you whom I do know: you also makes my emotions feel sorta fuzzy :3

Just played this for about 7 hours straight..

I can’t handle this.

I need help and the option for Stocke to smooch Rosh and/or Sonja

\(OuO)/

I’m so depressed

mynameisretard:

My rats ate the cord to my DS lite.. and I’ve JUST started playing Radiant Historia and it’s gooood.

And naturally the DS is out of power and I have no cord.

Sometimes I want to strangle my pets when they’re destroying everything.. fucking rodents!

I’m SO HAPPY NOW!

I don’t think you understand. Boyfriend just got super handy man and made a Frankenstein-cord! 

You just need:
One (1) chewed up cable with male USB
One (1) chewed up Nintendo DS Lite cord (the end that goes in the console)
Solder and one (1) soldering iron

I think I’m gonna keep him forever <3

I’m so depressed

My rats ate the cord to my DS lite.. and I’ve JUST started playing Radiant Historia and it’s gooood.

And naturally the DS is out of power and I have no cord.

Sometimes I want to strangle my pets when they’re destroying everything.. fucking rodents!

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

(Source: handsinacabitches, via ultimapanda)

ghostflies:

I’m sorry but i don’t care if you’re a majority or a minority if you’re getting shit about being who you are you have a reason to be angry about it. Don’t be a dick to someone for being cis or straight and come up with the lame excuse “they have it easier so they can shut up.” The truth is you’re being an asshole to someone for being who they are / want to be.

(via anywigwilldo)

nickgatzby:

dw meme → favorite plot twist

Oh yes! This is almost the best part of the whole series! 

(via walkingmyhellhound)

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

(Source: kazuos, via ultimapanda)

(Source: jirasol, via anywigwilldo)

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via anywigwilldo)

God I forgot how much I like adore would kill for FUCKING LOVE this anime.

Tomoya u little fucker. i love u so much.

(I have to watch it again.. and cry like a man baby again forever)