My name is Retard

Hello.
I'm undergoing remodeling and sense will not be found near here very often.

vinegod:

When you can’t get over a fictional death… by Jerry Purpdrank

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How about we take this to the bedroom?

me, to my snacks (via dutchster)

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jounink:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

^^this

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keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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llawlietofficial:

izaori:

bioterrorist:

bring back death note memes

did you know….

yagami backwards………………

is imagay XD

alright putting the memes away again

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heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

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rockandrollchick:

My guardian angel probably facepalms himself a lot.

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gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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tinypawpets:

Tiny paw (pets!)

tinypawpets:

Tiny paw (pets!)

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brundleflyforawhiteguy:

Ginger Snaps (2000)

brundleflyforawhiteguy:

Ginger Snaps (2000)

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