My name is Retard

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I'm undergoing remodeling and sense will not be found near here very often.

rocklovejewelry:

Some claim the traditional Danish Æbleskiver actually come from Vikings cooking batter in old shield bosses!  Either way, I’m buying myself a pan and making them immediately…

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slayboybunny:

society teaches young women as soon as they are born not to be assertive, opinionated, and vocal or else be seen as bossy/a bitch and then gets mad and confused when women wont outright say where they wanna go for dinner or watch on tv lol 

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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thebeginnerwitch:

lindentea:

paganthings:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Not winter yet.  But I get sore throats a lot and I like home remedies and kitchen witchery.

Make this, and then drink it hot with rum or brandy. Hot rum toddies are lifesavers when I’ve got a cold or flu (as long as it’s not a stomach flu).

Add Thyme for some extra healing!

thebeginnerwitch:

lindentea:

paganthings:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Not winter yet.  But I get sore throats a lot and I like home remedies and kitchen witchery.

Make this, and then drink it hot with rum or brandy. Hot rum toddies are lifesavers when I’ve got a cold or flu (as long as it’s not a stomach flu).

Add Thyme for some extra healing!

(Source: catherineboley.blogspot.com, via the-dark-mori-lolita)

captainarlert:

theotakukazielle:

What is wrong with this fandom

We’re on hiatus

captainarlert:

theotakukazielle:

What is wrong with this fandom

We’re on hiatus

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pantiesexual:

Is there a word for girls who are groupies but for beards cause if so just call me that I fuckin love beards

trickygod:

Autocorrect is so annoying it’s making me mentally I’ll

Ester tagged me in ..I don’t even really know? Post 6 selfies? Uh, so yeah. This is my hair and how it has changed. The pictures are so not chronological, haha.

I’m tagging look in the tags ;)

Sorry about the pictures being super annoying and different sizes.. I’m lazy

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

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(Source: timetraveldean, via goma999)

marie-christine:

I am so in love with my nails I might cry.

marie-christine:

I am so in love with my nails I might cry.

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trickygod:

I don’t mind taking things that don’t belong to me every now and then, but drinking milk out of a coffee mug feels morally wrong to me

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

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shortcuttothestars:

pmellark:

why haven’t they made a game where you can play as a hogwarts student aND JUST GO ABOUT YOUR EVERY DAY LIFE AS A HOGWARTS STUDENT

Or an entire film that’s just about the every day Hogwarts life?? I always liked the begiing of the HP movies so much more than the fast-paced action ending, because I was just watching for a chance of a glimpse into the amazing world..