My name is Retard

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a fuck,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:00:59 +0200

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

thehobbitcompilationblog: idareu2bme: stut—ter: idareu2bme: l...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:09:42 +0200

thehobbitcompilationblog:

idareu2bme:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man. He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

What if there are two vowels in a row?

Does anyone know the answer to that last question?

superhighschoolleveluguu: snug-ler: D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:35:14 +0200

superhighschoolleveluguu:

snug-ler:

D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ ̵̡̫̭͇̼͈̰̊ͧ̏ͬ̊̆̔ͅY̨̪̻̫̣̒̓͟O̗̞͚͕̞͋̈̏ͫ̒ͫ͠͞U̢̫̲͈̫̙̣̺ͣͨ̋̓̔́͞ ̭͖͚̗̎̉̿̀̚͡Ç̱͖̃̎ͣ̉̓U̸̢̦͎͎̝ͩ̑̆͌ͮͫ͛͗T̺̬̹͇̳̔ͮ̄̓ͭͧ͋ͯ̀ ̷̢̛̻͈̬̲̦̀̔̅ͣͥ̌̀Dͦͬ͏̨̖̩O͕͎̝̣̰̟ͥ͋ͩ͌ͣ̕͟W̭̳̦͓͓͇̝ͯͬ̌͢Ņ͖͕͕͎͖̠̗̃̒̂̔́ ̸̲̫̘̫̜̣͎̈ͣͧ̎̒ͭͣ͟Ţ̦̝͖̪͎̘͔͑̑̈͒̀ͫH̡͙̖͍͛̎̎̓ͧͩ̔Iͯ̌͂̾͌͂͏̷̜̬͎͕Ş̧̘͈̻̃ͭͫ͘ ̺̘̝̩̩ͯ́ͅT͙̱͓̖̪ͮͯͭ̔͑̚͜ͅR̦̬͍̫̬̺̜̖̳͗̈́ͮ͢͡Ĕ҉̤̟̞̱̠̜̭̯͘Ȅ̴̖̺̼͇̞͙̗̗ͩͨͩ̓̋̎?̵̜̫̜͇̩̪͓̙͎ͧͨ̈́̓͋

fUCKING HELL

I can’t breathe!

person: do u want to hang out

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:28:21 +0200

person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no

the-platonic-blow: (x) I’m watching this show.. and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:22:19 +0200

the-platonic-blow:

(x)

I’m watching this show.. and I’m Danish.. and Mads Mikkelsen is Danish.. and his English is so.. HORRIBLE! I can’t for the life of me understand what he’s saying.

It’s really sad because other than that is a really great show! :(

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:13:59 +0200

When my boyfriend is mistaken for being Voltaire (albeit by people who doesn’t know that...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:46:14 +0200

When my boyfriend is mistaken for being Voltaire (albeit by people who doesn’t know that perfect human being) - I feel like I’ve done pretty well :p

~~Voltaire’s still sexier though~~

unfollower: if you heard about slenderman before it got really popular that shit was horrifying...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:01:19 +0200

unfollower:

if you heard about slenderman before it got really popular that shit was horrifying like there was little to no content besides marble hornets which wasn’t all that popular yet and nobody joked around about him it was just scary

Yes. That is me looking like a dork next to Voltaire. I still...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:50:00 +0200

Yes. That is me ~~looking like a dork~~ next to Voltaire.

I still swoon when I think about it!

- “You look like Emilie Autumn. Whom I also did not make out with.. It’s uncanny, really!”

- “Oh really! Thanks! But.. why not [make out with her]?”

- “Because… She’s scary.”

O captain! My captain! You are a perfect human being!

And what a fucking huge compliment *dies*

We read and write poetry because we are members of the human...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:07:09 +0200

We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

Ahhh creepy! I JUST finished that book.. like.. ten minutes ago..

Wonderful piece of amazing shit! <3

Woah!

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:46:57 +0200

Worlds collide!

Today I learned that a girl I’ve been seeing random places in the city where I go to school, is actually one of my acquaintances from the internet.

Wierd. I hope I have the balls to say “hi” the next time I see her ~~I kinda doubt it because I’m a wuss~~

unintentionally-jesus: yes. it is official. everyone in...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:39:47 +0200

unintentionally-jesus:

yes. it is official. everyone in twilight hates twilight.

Oh no! Sweet babies! How can anyone call you gross?!

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:18:05 +0200

Oh no! Sweet babies!

How can anyone call you gross?!

waaaahlbodayz: short-bread: [x] Stephen fry. Stop it. You...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:16:54 +0200

waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

[x]

Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

Photo

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:15:01 +0200

I always get so confused when people like/reblog my shit.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:54:52 +0200

Like, there’s much better shit out there guys!

FLAG video

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:04:45 +0200

Aaaah!

Emilie! You are a beauty! God.. that video was so worth the wait~

The perfect message of FLAG and the beauty of the video.. gah! <3

paintdoktahwho: The 50th Anniversary

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:12:52 +0200

paintdoktahwho:

The 50th Anniversary

My sweet rattie Noel! Look how cute she is! Waddling around...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 12:03:07 +0200

My sweet rattie Noel!

Look how cute she is! Waddling around outside! *Squee*

Have some Holmes-in-a-blanket The best Holmes.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 08:27:23 +0200

Have some Holmes-in-a-blanket

The best Holmes.